Restaurant Quality Salsa ‘Cliffipe’
This one calls for a disclaimer. While I usually have fun with the 'Cliffipes', this one will be a little more serious. Namely because salsa just isn't that funny. I have over 20+ years of restaurant experience under my belt. OK, so like 5 of those years are now hanging OVER my belt, but you get the idea. The point →
Chicken ala Something ‘Cliffipe’
If chicken isn't thawed, now would be a good time to start Use cold running water to thaw, hot water only gives you funky chicken Plan ahead next time Never mind, if you had planned ahead, you wouldn't be reading this Look in pantry. See anything good? Use it Chicken is like blue jeans-it goes with almost anything Mushrooms, olives, vegetables, mac & cheese-everybody's a candidate Pick →
The Epiphany Of A ‘Cliffipe’
It occurred to me after my last "Cliffipe" entry that some people may be wondering which Steak and Meat Seasoning NukeDad uses in his mexi-meat. It also occurred to me that some people may be wondering "What the heck is Steak and Meat Seasoning?", so I decided that I would share that information with you. It's not like it's a →
Mexi-Meat Build-a-Meal Workshop ‘Cliffipe’
Brown alot of Ground Beef Season with: Steak and Meat Seasoning, Chile Powder and Cumin Add potato (cubed) and diced green chiles Lay mexi-meat in small flour tortilla. Fold it in half and you have a soft taco Roll it up in big flour tortilla, you have a burrito Deep fry burrito, you have a chimichanga Place in store bought formed taco shell, you have a crappy →
Poor Man’s Fettucine Alfredo ‘Cliffipe’
Boil Water Throw in fettucine noodles ("place noodles" if you don't like splashes) In separate pan heat milk, Philly cream cheese & parmesan Toy with it a little, it's not like I have this stuff written down somewhere Drain noodles-resting spoon on the edge of pan to hold back noodles method not recommended Write "strainer" on shopping list Pour alfredo sauce over fettucine I'm assuming you put →
Braised Lamb Chops with Balsamic Reduction ‘Cliffipe’
Who are you kidding? Go get the phone book Domino's delivers Choose closest location Call and place order Wait 30 minutes Pay Driver Serve with chilled soda or juice box
BBQ Chicken ‘Cliffipe’
Have wife pick up chicken from store on the way home from work Cuss at built-in BBQ grill ignitor that hasn't worked since the day you bought it Go in house and get BBQ ignitor (Or throw matches through grill) Unpack chicken and say "Ewwwww" when you see chicken tray maxi-pad Put chicken on grill Put out raging fires caused by accumulated grease from the last 3 →
