Armed And Packing Heath (Bars)
A little girl in Texas accepted a Jolly Rancher from a classmate and is now spending a week in detention. The "friend" is in detention too, but I think they should skip the trial and get straight to the execution. The teacher had her taser drawn, but after shouting; "DROP THE CANDY AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!" →
Sprains, Fractures And 5 Irons
I had quite the full weekend. I threw my back out on Thursday while I was in my crawl space installing electric and broadband lines for a computer relocation. It was sort of like if John Wayne Gacy worked for AT&T or Comcast. I didn't wear my clown suit, though. Then on Friday I drove to Charlotte to watch my →
