I Am Become Mario Kart, Destroyer Of Worlds
The NukeKids got a Wii for Christmas. Guess who is now obsessed with conquering Mario Kart and every stinking one of his unholy giant duck, cow in the middle of the road, turtle tossing levels? Yep; it's me. I will slay Mario Kart or I will die trying. Here's the deal: the NukeKids have played Mario Kart many times before →
