I Am Become Mario Kart, Destroyer Of Worlds
The NukeKids got a Wii for Christmas. Guess who is now obsessed with conquering Mario Kart and every stinking one of his unholy giant duck, cow in the middle of the road, turtle tossing levels? Yep; it's me. I will slay Mario Kart or I will die trying. Here's the deal: the NukeKids have played Mario Kart many times before →
Things You Shouldn’t Get At The Dollar Store
This post is an encore presentation that I wrote for another site from last year. It's still one of my favorites. Enjoy. The kids love a trip to the Dollar Store. You know, those bastions of consumer nirvana that have you thanking your lucky stars that you popped in today. Who knew that they would be featuring Phil Simms' latest book? →
I Scream, You Scream…Yada, Yada, Yada
I've got issues with NukeMom. It's nothing major, just a little food faux pas that drives me crazy. She's an Ice Cream Candlewicker. Don't Google that, I just made it up. What exactly is an Ice Cream Candlewicker you ask? She's one of those people that will only dig half way through the 1/2 gallon carton when dishing ice cream. →
The Weasel Momma Chronicles
Leading the resistance was never easy for Sarah “Weasel" Momma. She didn't choose to lead the last few remnants of humanity through the vast wastelands of a post apocabrewtic world; but when the cans and bottles of BudNet became self-aware at 2:14am on August 29th, 1997, her fate was sealed. AnheuserDyne Systems had developed BudNet for the United States Grocery →
Nobody Puts THIS Baby In A Corner
It's birthday time again. I started this adventure last October when I forgot to call my sister, Leta, on her birthday. To make up for my indiscretion I wrote her a happy birthday post. I followed that with posts for my brother Steve and my sister Laura. Now it's my youngest sister Stacey's turn. I'm sure she's thinking; "Once again, →
This Is Not A Drill
Don't the hours grow shorter as the days go by You never get to stop and open your eyes One day you're waiting for the sky to fall And next you're dazzled by the beauty of it all -Bruce Cockburn- A third Boston album. Season six of The Sopranos. The Arizona Cardinals in a Super Bowl. A new post from NukeDad. These are all things →
