Comments on: Attack Of The Killer Cosmetics Saleslady http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/2009/04/28/attack-of-the-killer-cosmetics-saleslady/ Redeployment Is Not An Option Thu, 17 Jun 2010 19:24:23 -0600 hourly 1 By: Karen http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/2009/04/28/attack-of-the-killer-cosmetics-saleslady/comment-page-1/#comment-7734 Karen Mon, 25 May 2009 06:30:23 +0000 http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/?p=1518#comment-7734 It is Brian: http://www.lookydaddy.com/weblog/ he is hilarious, though sadly his eldest is going through tough times dealing with epilepsy (a "mild" form). He does inhabit the opposite end of the political spectrum but no one's perfect ;) (NukeDad) Thanks, Karen; I'll check him out. Opposite political ends don't bother me until they want me to pay for silly, unneeded stuff. <abbr><em>Karens last blog post..<a href="http://microblogologist.blogspot.com/2009/05/pray-for-dakota.html" rel="nofollow">Pray for Dakota</a></abbr></em> It is Brian: http://www.lookydaddy.com/weblog/ he is hilarious, though sadly his eldest is going through tough times dealing with epilepsy (a “mild” form). He does inhabit the opposite end of the political spectrum but no one’s perfect ;)

(NukeDad) Thanks, Karen; I’ll check him out. Opposite political ends don’t bother me until they want me to pay for silly, unneeded stuff.

Karens last blog post..Pray for Dakota

]]> By: Karen http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/2009/04/28/attack-of-the-killer-cosmetics-saleslady/comment-page-1/#comment-7727 Karen Sun, 24 May 2009 16:22:54 +0000 http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/?p=1518#comment-7727 This was hilarious! If you are a good actor without too many scruples you could start fake crying and tell her NukeMom passed away in a freak accident involving mascara... Anther SAHD blogger used that (minus the mascara part) at dunkin donuts because he was annoyed at the people saying his fussy kid wanted her mommy and being condescending. (NukeDad) Who was it? That is sheer brilliance! <abbr><em>Karens last blog post..<a href="http://microblogologist.blogspot.com/2009/05/pray-for-dakota.html" rel="nofollow">Pray for Dakota</a></abbr></em> This was hilarious! If you are a good actor without too many scruples you could start fake crying and tell her NukeMom passed away in a freak accident involving mascara… Anther SAHD blogger used that (minus the mascara part) at dunkin donuts because he was annoyed at the people saying his fussy kid wanted her mommy and being condescending.

(NukeDad) Who was it? That is sheer brilliance!

Karens last blog post..Pray for Dakota

]]> By: Melisa http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/2009/04/28/attack-of-the-killer-cosmetics-saleslady/comment-page-1/#comment-7675 Melisa Tue, 05 May 2009 03:23:55 +0000 http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/?p=1518#comment-7675 First of all, I'm with Tom. I totally had Joe Friday reading that in my head. That was one of the funniest posts you've EVER done. And I'm not just saying that because I'm almost a week late on reading the entire thing and commenting. No, not at all. It was freakin' funny. That said, had that crazy cosmetics rep approached me in the store where I shop, I would have totally expected it because as you know, I attract weird circumstances in the grocery store. For someone to walk up to me at my Meijer store and imply that I'm a lesbian in need of a gift...wouldn't even phase me. Good stuff! :) (NukeDad) Ha! Thanks, Melisa! With your luck, she probably would have tried to touch your meat too. Of course, if you're going to start playing for the other team, then that might be something to look forward to! ;) <abbr><em>Melisas last blog post..<a href="http://thesuburbanscrawl.blogspot.com/2009/05/now-this-is-fear-i-can-definitely.html" rel="nofollow">Now THIS Is A "Fear" I Can Definitely Conquer.</a></abbr></em> First of all, I’m with Tom. I totally had Joe Friday reading that in my head.

That was one of the funniest posts you’ve EVER done. And I’m not just saying that because I’m almost a week late on reading the entire thing and commenting. No, not at all. It was freakin’ funny.

That said, had that crazy cosmetics rep approached me in the store where I shop, I would have totally expected it because as you know, I attract weird circumstances in the grocery store. For someone to walk up to me at my Meijer store and imply that I’m a lesbian in need of a gift…wouldn’t even phase me.

Good stuff! :)

(NukeDad) Ha! Thanks, Melisa! With your luck, she probably would have tried to touch your meat too. Of course, if you’re going to start playing for the other team, then that might be something to look forward to! ;)

Melisas last blog post..Now THIS Is A "Fear" I Can Definitely Conquer.

]]> By: Mike http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/2009/04/28/attack-of-the-killer-cosmetics-saleslady/comment-page-1/#comment-7671 Mike Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:54:37 +0000 http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/?p=1518#comment-7671 Did you tell her "Just the facts, ma'am."? I'm beginning to think you have a negative attitude towards makeup. Lip gloss is what makes the world go around, just ask any of my three daughters.... (NukeDad) Do you know that he actually never used that line in the show? It's a myth. He had lines close to that, but not those exact words. If your daughters need a deal on lip gloss, I know this lady.... <abbr><em>Mikes last blog post..<a href="http://unravelingmysteries.com/2009/04/29/common-sense/" rel="nofollow">Common Sense?</a></abbr></em> Did you tell her “Just the facts, ma’am.”?

I’m beginning to think you have a negative attitude towards makeup. Lip gloss is what makes the world go around, just ask any of my three daughters….

(NukeDad) Do you know that he actually never used that line in the show? It’s a myth. He had lines close to that, but not those exact words. If your daughters need a deal on lip gloss, I know this lady….

Mikes last blog post..Common Sense?

]]> By: Otter http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/2009/04/28/attack-of-the-killer-cosmetics-saleslady/comment-page-1/#comment-7669 Otter Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:51:16 +0000 http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/?p=1518#comment-7669 Great post. There is no hope for anyone when the cosmetics lady is accosting men. I am now afraid to leave the house. (NukeDad) Some of them are like chihuahua's; they just keep nipping at your heels. <abbr><em>Otters last blog post..<a href="http://lifeofanewdad.blogspot.com/2009/04/kissing-mommy.html" rel="nofollow">Kissing Mommy</a></abbr></em> Great post. There is no hope for anyone when the cosmetics lady is accosting men. I am now afraid to leave the house.

(NukeDad) Some of them are like chihuahua’s; they just keep nipping at your heels.

Otters last blog post..Kissing Mommy

]]> By: tom http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/2009/04/28/attack-of-the-killer-cosmetics-saleslady/comment-page-1/#comment-7668 tom Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:28:12 +0000 http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/?p=1518#comment-7668 That was really well done! I could hear Joe Friday's voice throughout the narration. Bravo Mr. blogger man, bravo. (NukeDad) Thanks, Tom. At least it wasn't Clarence the kleptomaniac from Cleveland copping his copper clappers. <abbr><em>toms last blog post..<a href="http://being-michaels-daddy.blogspot.com/2009/04/heavy-problems.html" rel="nofollow">Heavy Problems</a></abbr></em> That was really well done! I could hear Joe Friday’s voice throughout the narration. Bravo Mr. blogger man, bravo.

(NukeDad) Thanks, Tom. At least it wasn’t Clarence the kleptomaniac from Cleveland copping his copper clappers.

toms last blog post..Heavy Problems

]]> By: Matt http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/2009/04/28/attack-of-the-killer-cosmetics-saleslady/comment-page-1/#comment-7667 Matt Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:27:19 +0000 http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/?p=1518#comment-7667 Awesome. Absolutely awesome. I can almost hear her now...outside my window. Oh my god, she really IS outside my window! (NukeDad) Maybe you could use some exfoliating mask cream to help you while you sleep! <abbr><em>Matts last blog post..<a href="http://redsparks.com/playpen/2009/04/28/shock-and-awe/" rel="nofollow">Shock and Awe</a></abbr></em> Awesome. Absolutely awesome. I can almost hear her now…outside my window. Oh my god, she really IS outside my window!

(NukeDad) Maybe you could use some exfoliating mask cream to help you while you sleep!

Matts last blog post..Shock and Awe

]]> By: seashore http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/2009/04/28/attack-of-the-killer-cosmetics-saleslady/comment-page-1/#comment-7666 seashore Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:09:40 +0000 http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/?p=1518#comment-7666 What a great blog today! Loved it! BTW: If you gained any insights into the moisturizing, microderm, etc. do share - because I sure don't get it! ;) (NukeDad) I'm still not 100% on it, but I think if you allow them to scrape off 1/2 of your face with some of their products, you'll then have a need for the rest of their products to cover it up. <abbr><em>seashores last blog post..<a href="http://seashoresubjects.blogspot.com/2009/04/quest-on-hold.html" rel="nofollow">Quest on Hold</a></abbr></em> What a great blog today! Loved it!

BTW: If you gained any insights into the moisturizing, microderm, etc. do share – because I sure don’t get it! ;)

(NukeDad) I’m still not 100% on it, but I think if you allow them to scrape off 1/2 of your face with some of their products, you’ll then have a need for the rest of their products to cover it up.

seashores last blog post..Quest on Hold

]]> By: WeaselMomma http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/2009/04/28/attack-of-the-killer-cosmetics-saleslady/comment-page-1/#comment-7665 WeaselMomma Wed, 29 Apr 2009 09:56:42 +0000 http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/?p=1518#comment-7665 ROFL, That was great. You didn't let her make you feel pretty? (NukeDad) After the eye-liner I looked too much like Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, so I ran. <abbr><em>WeaselMommas last blog post..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WorldOfWeasels/~3/USC1fxOYd9U/out-to-lunch.html" rel="nofollow">Out To Lunch</a></abbr></em> ROFL, That was great.
You didn’t let her make you feel pretty?

(NukeDad) After the eye-liner I looked too much like Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, so I ran.

WeaselMommas last blog post..Out To Lunch

]]> By: SurprisedMom http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/2009/04/28/attack-of-the-killer-cosmetics-saleslady/comment-page-1/#comment-7664 SurprisedMom Wed, 29 Apr 2009 09:50:38 +0000 http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/?p=1518#comment-7664 Oh God! How funny! How awful! Sales is not a job for the faint of heart and your reaction is not uncommon. I abhor sales. I hate being accosted as I shop even more. Unfortunately, as a cashier in a large department store, the powers that be insist that we also be salespeople. They want us to sell credit cards. They want us to solicit emails. They don't want us to take no for answer. I do. I ask, once, and if the answer is no, I DO. NOT. PUSH. I am a failure as a salesperson. There's too much of me that remains on the other side of the counter. Nuke Dad, I would have tried to run her over with the cart. (NukeDad) If I'd thought I could get away with it, I would have. But she was quick, and I was afraid the cart and I would fall into the huge abyss that was her mouth. She wouldn't shut up. <abbr><em>SurprisedMoms last blog post..<a href="http://surprisedmom.blogspot.com/2009/04/moving-forward.html" rel="nofollow">Moving Forward</a></abbr></em> Oh God! How funny! How awful! Sales is not a job for the faint of heart and your reaction is not uncommon. I abhor sales. I hate being accosted as I shop even more. Unfortunately, as a cashier in a large department store, the powers that be insist that we also be salespeople. They want us to sell credit cards. They want us to solicit emails. They don’t want us to take no for answer. I do. I ask, once, and if the answer is no, I DO. NOT. PUSH. I am a failure as a salesperson. There’s too much of me that remains on the other side of the counter. Nuke Dad, I would have tried to run her over with the cart.

(NukeDad) If I’d thought I could get away with it, I would have. But she was quick, and I was afraid the cart and I would fall into the huge abyss that was her mouth. She wouldn’t shut up.

SurprisedMoms last blog post..Moving Forward

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