Scammed By The E*TRADE Baby
Talk about your down economy. I was watching TV with NukeGirl this morning before school when a commercial came on for the Clipo Hippo. Who do you think is the star of this shameless attempt to extort money from hard working parents nationwide? That’s right, the E*TRADE Baby. I know it was him. The commercial isn’t on You Tube or I’d post the evidence for you, but let there be no doubt; Mr. “I just bought stock while puking on my keyboard” is moonlighting.
What happened to livin’ the high life, Chief? Isn’t your baby girlfriend calling you relentlessly on your Blackberry anymore? Are you being shoved out for a younger spokes-baby, like a newborn, or maybe an embryo? Tell the truth, Poopy Pants, you’re over extended like the rest of us and you had to take a second job, didn’t you? You expect people to trade with the company that you represent when you can’t even keep your own lifestyle in check? How dare you! I guess your agent won’t be able to invest his 10% in the market now either, will he? Don’t you ever think of anybody but yourself? What, it’s not enough that you get spoon fed by Mommy, have your bottles warmed to a soothing 98.6 degrees and are allowed to crap in you pants? You should be ashamed of yourself. You had it all, and now you’re destined to become a footnote on some VH1 show. We all know how this is going to turn out, so do yourself a favor and call Todd Bridges and Danny Bonaduce as soon as possible. Oh, before you go; what do you think about Dell in 2009? Should I sell it, or hold?
Colleen - Mommy Always Wins
Wow dude, HARSH!
We all gotta do what we gotta do to get by these days. I’m sure *you’d* do a Clippo commercial if it paid the bee-ills.
(NukeDad) Only if they let me poop in my pants.
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Mar 10, 2009 @ 8:43 am
tom
You know it’s bad when even the eight-month-olds are pounding the pavement. He’ll probably be up with Jack LaLanne hawking the Power Juicer.
(NukeDad) Pampers ought to snatch him up for some “reality” commercials.
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Mar 10, 2009 @ 11:14 am
Melisa
Maybe he’s supporting his parents! You never know…C’mon Nukedad, give the baby a break.
And “take….these broken wings….” (That’s my favorite current E*trade ad)
(NukeDad) Supporting his parents? Great. Just what we need; another Britney Spears and/or Lindsay Lohan.
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Mar 10, 2009 @ 11:47 am
Otter Thomas
Great post. Damn celebrities peddling crap to us normal folk to support their lavish lifestyle.
(NukeDad) I’m just sick of seeing the kids picture plastered all over the magazine covers when I check out at the grocery store! He should just make a decision between Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and quit toying with those poor girls’ emotions.
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Mar 10, 2009 @ 1:45 pm
Mike
Am I the only one who is turned off when he spits up on the keyboard?
I mean I do it sometimes, when I read your posts…
(NukeDad) Thanks, Mike (?) You spit up because I’m so gosh darn funny, or because I make you sick?
Everytime I see him spit up on the keyboard it reminds me of Computer Science class in college…and $1 pitchers the night before.
Mikes last blog post..The Gorilla in the Room…
Mar 10, 2009 @ 6:38 pm
Weaselmomma
I just wish that I had thought to pimp my kids out like that.
(NukeDad) To who, Coors Light? You evil capitalist, you!
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Mar 11, 2009 @ 8:14 am
Half-Past Kissin' Time
Nukedad, I saw that you follow Ducks Mahal (Audubon Ron.) The Little Woman left an important post there today. Thought you would want to know…
(NukeDad) Thanks, Mrs. 4444. RIP Ron.
Half-Past Kissin’ Times last blog post..Thousand Words Thursday
Mar 12, 2009 @ 9:49 am
Tara R.
Maybe his parents skimmed off all the residuals from his e-trade commissions and he needs the benjamins.
(NukeDad) And a bib…
Tara R.s last blog post..Because I’m having a shitty week and want to take everyone down with me…
Mar 12, 2009 @ 8:15 pm
Karen
My not watching TV except for the weather channel has once again made a blog post go somewhat over my head, sigh.
(NukeDad) You really need to back away from the petri-dishes, Karen.
Karens last blog post..Workin’ on my Fitness Melisa Style
Mar 14, 2009 @ 12:08 am
Stacey
shank-a-potumus? that video is hilarious. I saw that clippohippo commercial, and I watched VERY closely. I’m still not convinced of the moonlighting though…maybe its his stunt double trying to make some extra bucks. Give the dude his cred….where cred is due.
(NukeDad) Maybe if they had let him spit-up on the Clipo Hippo it would have been more definitive.
Mar 15, 2009 @ 7:48 pm