Comments on: CSI: Appalachia

By: Nuclear Family Warhead » That Was Quick…

Nuclear Family Warhead » That Was Quick… — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:32:29 +0000

[...] the largest potato on record, starred in my own movie, built a war machine, became a redneck, hosted a murderer, became a veterinarian, took on corporate America, met Angus Young Jr., learned how to pole dance, [...]

By: BusyDad

BusyDad — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 07:58:22 +0000

In keeping with the spirit of my FWM participation, I am chiming in with a comment way late. Do we have to do this next year as well? If so, I'm getting me a Trapper Keeper. That woman is trouble. Only 5 folder pockets and velcro will hold her back. (NukeDad) That's actually not a bad idea. I might go with the Mead Organizer. Or maybe a gallon size freezer bag. Maybe a clothespin and scissors might do the trick. BusyDads last blog post..Worst American Idol Post. Ever.

By: Bad Momma

Bad Momma — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 00:58:12 +0000

You had me at Monster Truck Rally! I was getting a bit jealous of your high falutin lifestyle until I saw how terribly wrong things went. I think it was a combination of the truck fumes and scotch! I also bet that you didn't give FWM her morning coffee! You need to step up and take some of the blame.... Also, shouldn't Santa be back at the North Pole by now??? ( or back into your box of holiday decorations until after Thanksgiving) (NukeDad) I'll take the blame for the coffee, but the lateness of the post was due to the CSI unit having a hard time notifying the next of kin. Apparently Mrs. Claus was taken to a secured undisclosed location by the elves when the story of Santa's slaying (get it?) reached them. They just tracked her down last week and broke the news to her. Bad Mommas last blog post..Influence

By: seashore

seashore — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 12:09:47 +0000

Your poor family - such violence! Now FWM will have to go to Criminal Minds to prove she doesn't fit the profile...or maybe House to show it was some strange disease that caused this behavior! (NukeDad) Or maybe Lost to prove that she's really one of The Others. seashores last blog post..Milestones

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 03:14:13 +0000

FWM gets more adventures than most of us in a whole lifetime. And why is she always smiling? Is she hiding something? Hummmm.... (NukeDad) That's what I thought when she got here. Ends up she was hiding a really big knife. And a Scotch fetish. Mikes last blog post..This Doesn’t Suck…

By: Karen

Karen — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:40:06 +0000

I knew a diet of codeine and chocolate wasn’t healthy! Combined with the fumes and Doritos and scotch this was a disaster waiting to happen, tragic. And given her access to 200 proof ethanol while visiting me it makes sense that she would go to the scotch instead of beer as I am pretty sure scotch has a higher ethanol content. Also you should be grateful I didn’t send her while I still had the plague, she might have shared it with you .

(NukeDad) I wonder if she was disguised as a chimp and is actually responsible for all of that trouble in Connecticut? Hmm….

Karens last blog post..Randy the Globe Trotter

By: Weaselmomma

Weaselmomma — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:53:36 +0000

As Tom would say "you could have given a SPEW warning" ! That's why the Mr. Keeps me away from his Scotch, it turns me into a mean drunk. Thanks for the hospitality and the satellite T.V, they both rocked! As for calling the cops? Now I'm on the run and have to leave the country until things cool down. I hope you saved money for the NukeKids therapy fund. (NukeDad) You left me no choice but to call the cops. Don't worry though, I think Caruso has the hots for you. Maybe he'll let you wear his shades. If you do it right, you might even be able to get him to talk in something other than that droll monotone. The NukeKids will be fine, but they keep asking if the Easter Bunny is going to be OK this year. Weaselmommas last blog post..In The Kingdom Of Weaselville.........

By: Melisa

Melisa — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:04:41 +0000

OMG, the prison clothes had me in hysterics. Were you the one who sat there coloring those stripes and cutting it out ever so neatly? More importantly, did Nukemom think you have finally lost it??? I can't wait til FWM gets here; I'll be her Dr. Drew. Or Dr. Phil. Or Dr. Ian. Or Dr. Seuss. Whichever one she needs by the time she's done at Big Bad Daddy's. (NukeDad) Did I color and cut? I have NukeGirl. She can stay inside the lines. I MAY have helped with the cutting; don't really remember. NukeMom knows that I lost it years ago. Melisas last blog post..I'm Fairly Certain That Cloris Leachman Got A Better Reception.

By: tom

tom — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:29:31 +0000

Oh, no! Say it isn’t so! How could this have happened? I… I… I’m at a loss for words here. I’ll never be able to get the image of FWM holding that bloody knife out of my head. The humanity!

(NukeDad) It was either the Monster Truck fumes/Scotch combo or something went terribly wrong with her DNA during the flattening process. Kinda like the Hulk, but flatter. And with less green.

By: Momo Fali

Momo Fali — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:53:57 +0000

Darn that woman. She even makes horizontal stripes and bloody knives look good.

(NukeDad) Momo, I think you missed the point completely: Santa is Dead! This is not the time to be talking fashion. Or cutlery.