Comments on: Pole Dancing

By: Karen

Karen — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:05:44 +0000

I have jogged in cowboy boots just fine (before I messed up the knee, I wouldn't attempt it now), jogging drunk in any footwear doesn't seem like the best idea... Being as I only got drunk one time and I wasn't even THAT drunk I don't really have any funny, "This one time I got drunk..." stories, good thing I am nutty enough sober to more than make up for it! (NukeDad) Yep, unfortunately I have a few more of those stories than most people. Karens last blog post..Community

By: BBD

BBD — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:27:41 +0000

I felt like I needed a pitcher just to catch up while reading this. It seems these stories are usually only told while half in the bag and everyone's sayin' "THis one thime...." look at that I'm drunk typing just thinking about it. I know bachelor parties shouldn't count because it's inevitable but we started at an Irish pub and a few pitchers in I thought "food in stomach, good thing, last longer...." So I ordered Shepherds Pie (Potato,beef, corn, peas, gravy). Bad Idea. The good idea was sittting on the patio where I promptly heaved over the railing on to the sidewalk and felt much better. So it all turned out ok you see, and I went back to being me. (Sorry, typing and reading "My many colored days ~Dr. Suess" at the same time.) (NukeDad) I WISH I could have "lost my shepherds pie" that night; it would have made my shoulder feel alot better. Typing while reading Suess is not good, is not good, I say! Better to do one tomorrow, and the other one today! (see, I could have written one of those: Dr Nuke) BBDs last blog post..Save The Weasel Christmas III

By: Colleen - Mommy Always Wins

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:02:11 +0000

Funny story. Ah…good times…good times.

(NukeDad) Thanks, Colleen. If I had it to do over again I think I’d skip the olives.

By: tom

tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:26:49 +0000

Thanks for all the visuals. I can’t even watch SpongeBob now without reminders. Or eat olives. Anyway… glad you made it through that time with minimal damage.

(NukeDad) It could have been worse; I could have beat you over the head with a boulder while yelling; “SPIDERS! SPIDERS!” Best SpongeBob ever. Trust me, you won’t miss the olives much.

toms last blog post..BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

By: 1sttimedad

1sttimedad — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:21:18 +0000

If only getting drunk and bouncing into a pole was the worst thing I had done in my youth! Great story, man. If I tried to pull something like that now I'd be in ICU for a month (and I'm only 29!). (NukeDad) Ha! You're not kidding! My kidneys hurt just writing it. 1sttimedads last blog post..Closure for America’s Most Wanted host

By: Audubon Ron

Audubon Ron — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:18:33 +0000

Dude, good story, but I had to schedule an appointment to make enough time to read this.

You. Owned. A. Thong? GNaaa, no way.

Pasties?? Oh no way.

Someday I’ll tell the story of me in a bar called Buzzards in the middle of the Sierra mountains wearing a loud yellow Izod golf shirt drinking with people missing body parts and literally getting kicked out of the car on the way home by my ex and her girlfriend for calling them Cats in Heat – while the car was moving.

Even the cold mountain air don’t help a long brisk drunk walk home – up hill. We learn these things the hard way.

(NukeDad) Was it that long? The thong belonged to my alter-ego: Nukie McLovin. The pasties were actually cupcake holders that got misplaced.

You? In a loud yellow Izod? Seriously? Were you secure enough in your manhood to wear something like that? I can’t say much, I once owned a pink Polo shirt. I’d like to hear the story about the car incident; start thinking about it. Lastly, it sounds like cold mountain air is about as effective as cool river air when it comes to making the drunk mind behave.

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By: Weaselmomma

Weaselmomma — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:15:14 +0000

Okay, this post is just chuck full of good stuff. I will list all of chuckles.
1. A good ‘ol boy in Texas named Pee Wee.
2. As always the pics ~ I have a sort of kinship type of affection for Luther
3. Who thinks olives in beer is a good idea?
4. Jogging while drunk in cowboy boots(I wish there were video).
5. The thought of you wearing pasties and a thong thinking you would make cab fare, still laughing about that.
Thanks for finally telling the story, it was worth the wait.

(NukeDad) OK; The Retorts: (In Order)
1. The nickname was not a reference to the movie Porky’s, at least that’s what my ex said after she had relations with him. Don’t expect a post on that one.
2. It was time for another Luther mention. Even in death he continues to teach and inspire us all.
3. Olives in beer IS a good idea; if it’s done in moderation. Who thought up the whole lime and beer thing?
4. THANK GOD there’s no video.
5. You’ve obviously never seen me bust a move to Whitesnake. Remember Tawny Kitaen’s moves on the hood of that Trans-Am? Who do you think taught her that?

Weaselmommas last blog post..Speechless

By: James

James — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:36:26 +0000

Gotta love all those character building experiences of our youth. Been there, minus the pole, of course. Great story. (NukeDad) Thanks, James. I don't know if I built any character that night, but I sure became one. Jamess last blog post.."Nooooo"!