Redeployment Is Not An Option

Perspective

Some of you may have seen this already, but today was the first time for me.  I thought I would share it with you as food for thought.   

1958 vs. 2008

                                                                                                                                                   
Scenario 1:                                                                       
Jack goes quail hunting before school,                                          
pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.                         
1958 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun,                      
goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.                              
2008 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail          
and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in                    
for traumatized students and teachers.                                          
                                                                                
Scenario 2:                                                                       
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.                              
1958 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins.                                                
Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.                                 
2008 – Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark,               
charges them with assault, both expelled, even though Johnny started it.        
                                                                                
Scenario 3:                                                                       
Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.                       
1958 – Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal…      
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.                  
2008 – Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.                   
Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a        
disability.                                                                     
                                                                                
Scenario 4:                                                                       
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car                                     
and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.                                 
1958 – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal,                        
goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.                          
2008 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse.                                 
Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.                                  
State psychologist tells Billy’s sister that she remembers                      
being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.                              
Billy’s mom has affair with psychologist.                                       
                                                                                
Scenario 5:                                                                       
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.                          
1958 – Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.              
2008 – Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.            
Car searched for drugs and weapons.                                             
                                                                                
Scenario 6:                                                                       
Pedro fails high school English.                                                
1958 – Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.         
2008 – Pedro’s cause is taken up by state.  Newspaper articles appear           
nationally                                                                      
explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist.     
ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system                     
and Pedro’s English teacher. English banned from core curriculum.               
Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living                
because he cannot speak English.                                                
                                                                                
Scenario 7:                                                                       
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July,                      
puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.             
1958 – Ants die.                                                                
2008- BATF, Home land Security, FBI called.                                     
Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents,               
siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny’s Dad goes            
on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.                       
                                                                                
Scenario 8:                                                                       
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.                  
He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.          
1958 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.                
2008 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.            
She faces 3 years in State Prison.                                              
Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

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  1. 'cuz I'm the mommy, that's why

    Makes me wish for the simpler time our parents grew up in…

    (NukeDad) It’s true; we tend to over-analyze things today.

    ‘cuz I’m the mommy, that’s whys last blog post..Halp! I can haz betur jobz?

    Nov 11, 2008 @ 1:19 am


  2. Weaselmomma

    This is pretty good. A little over the top, but makes the point nonetheless.

    (NukeDad) True, a few are over the top, but sometimes we end up making things a whole lot harder than they need to be.

    Weaselmommas last blog post..Who Would Like To Soil Themselves?

    Nov 11, 2008 @ 6:35 am


  3. Tara R.

    I’m afraid some of those are waaaay to close to the truth.

    (NukeDad) Yep, we can regulate ourselves into a corner every now and then.

    Tara R.s last blog post..Providing Mojo communicates in the affirmative

    Nov 11, 2008 @ 1:03 pm


  4. tom

    I think in Montana, #1 hasn’t changed.

    (NukeDad) And Alaska.

    toms last blog post..Announcement!

    Nov 11, 2008 @ 5:50 pm


  5. Mike

    Ahh the good old days before lawyers made the world impossible to live in….

    (NukeDad) Careful, John Edwards might hear you. I think he’s looking for work.

    Mikes last blog post..Holidays With The Ex?

    Nov 11, 2008 @ 7:37 pm


  6. Karen

    In high school they actually had us go over the handbook and I had a strategy if I ever found myself in a scenario 2 situation. If anyone hit me I was going to just take it. The rule was that if you hit back you are fighting and get suspended too and it went on your record. They may have had a clause that you get a shorter one but I can’t remember for sure and either way colleges don’t like to hear about fighters… Thankfully I never got into that situation! I did break the no meds in school unless they are held by the nurse one and would totally share and did in front of a teacher who just rolled his eyes, no one called me on it. Oh yeah, such a rebel I was, hehe.

    (NukeDad) See, if I were a college wrestling recruiter, wouldn’t I WANT the fighters? Just seems like discrimination against fighters everwhere.

    Karens last blog post..The Adventures of Flat WeaselMomma

    Nov 14, 2008 @ 5:19 am


  7. Mike Marshall

    Don’t get me started………….I grew up during the 60′s and 70′s and I look back at those days as magical. Maybe I was on drugs or something………….just sayin’. Peace Mike.

    (NukeDad) True, except for Disco.

    Nov 14, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

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