Jul 29 2008
Lost My Ticket For The Clue Bus
I am 4 posts-well, 3 now, away from my 100th post. I know, I know, hard to believe. Alert the media and call my Web Host, I could get dozens of hits. I’m trying to remember exactly what it is I’m supposed to do for my 100th post, other than turn cartwheels in my underwear, and I’ve already pre-warned the Nukekids to not eat breakfast until that portion of the celebration is over. Am I supposed to make a $100 donation to my own PayPal account from my own PayPal account and see how long it takes for them to catch up with me? If I make it past 100 hours, do I get a prize? Am I supposed to watch the last third of the movie 300? Do I need to go out and murder 1 Dalmatian? Subscribe to Billboard magazine? Host a Centennial parade down my street? I think you get the picture. Here I am without my bus pass (Clue or Short, take your pick), am I supposed to list 100 things about me; interesting or otherwise? Cuz if that’s the case, then I should have done this back around number 31 or 32; Barbara Walters material I am not. If the answer is yes, that I in fact DO have to come up with at least 100 things (interesting or otherwise), then I’d better get busy. Look for me to post twice before Friday, then come back in October, maybe I’ll be done by then, if the aneurysm doesn’t get me first. Please advise; I’m dyin’ here.
I did nothing until 1K. And I’m totally okay with that decision.
(NukeDad) Wow, if I’m struggling at 100, waiting until 1,000 might put me in the looney bin. Maybe I’ll just skip it altogether, kinda like hotels not having a 13th floor; I won’t have a 100th post.
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How about 100 photos with funny captions, and you can dedicate it to me cause I love your photo captions!
(NukeDad) Hmmmm; that aneurysm’s lookin’ better and better….
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I’ll tell you what I did for my 100th: nothing. Went right by me. Didn’t notice. Didn’t know one was even supposed to be counting. I couldn’t tell you which one was my 100th post. But I’m no help - I’m the guy who didn’t take the SAT because I wasn’t aware that it was being given or that I needed to take it. I may be living in Oregon now, but I am originally from the beautiful state of Oblivion.
(NukeDad) Oblivion! I’ve been there! I lived in Confusion for a couple of years; hated the climate.
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I think you’re supposed to fill out a form or something.
(NukeDad) I did that in High School and they put me to work. Ends up it was a job application.
I totally missed the 100th post…it went right by me as Tom’s did by him. But on 200, I enjoyed a Jack Daniels Black Jack Cola (okay, I had more than one). That’s it. I’m totally putting off the “100 things about me” until I get REALLY desperate for material. (although I do really enjoy reading other people’s lists…but I always feel like people are cheating by continuing one thought over three or four items.)
(NukeDad) I’m leaning that way; I don’t think my wife even knows 100 things about me.
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Can you please video the cartwheel celebration.. I think that would make me giggle outloud for a day..
PS. I did nothing for my 100. or my 200.
My vote. cartwheels for sure.
(NukeDad) Great, there goes my other ACL.
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Hey Nukedad. Just the fact that you’ve actually posted 100 times, should be enough. So don’t feel obligated to “perform” for us. Thanks for sharing. Peace, Mike.
(NukeDad) Good, Thanks Mike, I believe I’ll crack open a beer and celebrate the third digit!
I don’t think you need to over think this 100 thing. It’s just a number, repeat that several times. Though I think that the cartwheel would be fun to watch. Now would that be boxers or ….
(NukeDad) It’s boxer-briefs, actually, but don’t get your hopes up; gravity is now the enemy.
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Come to think of it, I probably didn’t enjoy the Black Jack Cola because of anything having to do with the blog. I say you just have your beer with no excuses.
(NukeDad) Way ahead of you; I bought a 100 pack at the store today.
Melisas last blog post..Blazing Saddle
I’m dizzy even thinking about it, but I would have to include, “My little toe nails look like dog nails.”
(NukeDad) Wow. Thanks for the visual. That image will stay with me longer than I’d like.
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I did nothing for my 100th post but I’m actually just commenting to request that you never, ever, run that picture again. It scares me.
(NukeDad) I figured one time is all it would take.
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Live blog 100 bottles of beer on the wall? I’ll help.
(NukeDad) You take the first 94, I’ll get the last 6.
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