Comments on: Mr. Forrest Robinson Gump’s Neighborhood

By: Stacey

Stacey — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:39:48 +0000

great post, my sides are spliting. I can just imagine at some great Barbara Walters interview…..her throwing in, “so what would you do for a Klondike Bar?” wow, you are funny.

(NukeDad) You need to cut this out or people will think I’m paying you for positive feedback. Oh, do you still have your PayPal account, or do you prefer cash?

By: Meg

Meg — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:10:21 +0000

I'd personally ask him who was the Walrus--John or Paul? (NukeDad) It was Paul. Remember all the "Paul is dead" rumours? Barefoot on Abbey Road, the walrus instead of a white seal, playing songs backwards, etc. Oh, and the gigantic teeth. Paul had huge incisors. Megs last blog post..I Blog About Beer (Bottles) So JD Doesn't Have To

By: BusyDad

BusyDad — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:05:03 +0000

He couldn't have laid the first brick in the Great Wall. Because I did it. You can ask my kid if you want proof! Charlatan! (NukeDad) I knew you were old, but not THAT old! Oh, wait, are you talking about a Lego Great Wall? BusyDads last blog post..I'm Only 3 Years Older Than d Wife

By: Matt

Matt — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:03:32 +0000

Sounds like he IS DB Cooper, man. Before you go off on him, find out where the cash is.
I knew a guy like that once…one of those guys that claimed he had worked with everyone in the music business….after a while, it just got annoying. (I know you’re a movie guy…remember Donald Sutherland in the Commitments? Just like him. Except Wilson Pickett never came by.)

(NukeDad) Don’t they all sound like the annoying know-it-all kid in the 3rd grade?

Matts last blog post..My Husband Is Famous!

By: Melisa

Melisa — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 12:51:19 +0000

Can I attend that meeting? I could take notes for you.

(NukeDad) Sure, but I don’t think he’s going to know where George Michael lives.

Melisas last blog post..By George, She Got It!

By: manager mom

manager mom — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:55:17 +0000

I have an Uncle who reminds me of this guy. Not that he has “stories’ per se, but that he KNOWS EVERYTHING. He is fuller of shit than a brick shithouse.

(NukeDad) Is this your Rich Uncle? Bricks, huh? I can relate; nobody likes a know-it-all.

manager moms last blog post..Anatomy Of A 5 Year Old Boy’s Crap-Taking

By: Mr Lady

Mr Lady — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:43:10 +0000

PS: There isn’t a lot I wouldn’t do for a Klondike Bar.

(NukeDad) Careful. Them’s dangerous waters you’s wadin’ into.

By: Tara R.

Tara R. — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:14:22 +0000

Don't forget to ask him where Hoffa is buried. (NukeDad) He already told the kids that. He says he's buried under Giants Stadium right next to Jamie Farr's career. Tara R.s last blog post..A week of blessings

By: Weaselmooma

Weaselmooma — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:01:28 +0000

Maybe this guy was deep throat too? Or was Han Solo's first mate before the Chewbacca years? He could be a wealth of historical information. Be sure to ask him about stonehenge and area 51. (NukeDad) And the Treasure of the Knights Templar, also. Wait, didn't Nicolas Cage already find that? Weaselmoomas last blog post..TGIF?

By: tom

tom — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:47:14 +0000

I think I had that same teacher, only he was teaching at the community college in Carmichael, California. He was in an old western movie with John Wayne, brought Irish step dancing to the Americas, sailed with Captain Cook and advised Nixon to go with Erlichman and Haldeman. At least, that was the way he related it to us. The first story I could buy. The second one was hard to swallow, and by the third, we were all just nodding and smiling. (NukeDad) Yeah, that's when you have to roll up your pants because the BS is getting so deep. toms last blog post..Bleary Eyes and Creepy Bugs