Jun 18 2008
Big Word Wednesday-POP QUIZ!
Alright smarty-pants, NukeDad has taken the Nuclear Family to the Redneck Riviera for some sun-n-fun. While they’re paying $8 a piece for sodas (same-day refills only $2!) and eating Calabash by the wagon-load, you’ve got some homework. Get out your keyboards and listen up! Your homework assignment is to create a paragraph using at least 6 words that you have learned so far this semester, and 2 Big Word Wednesday words of your own. For all of you that are presently failing Ms. Mastenfudder’s math class, that is a total of 8 words. Don’t start whining or I’ll make it 2 paragraphs! That’s better. The student who turns in the best paragraph will win a novelty item that will undoubtedly be purchased from some over-priced trinket shop within the first 20 minutes of the trip; AND have their 2 new Big Word Wednesday words featured in next week’s edition. If you play your cards right, NukeDad might even give you that $8 souvenir cup. You’re on your own for refills. Quit your belly achin’, substitutes are supposed to be mean! Now, get to work!
* prize value not to exceed $10. What? You think I’m made of money?
The dog ate my homework.
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Reads post, gets scared by the challenge and quietly ducks out the back door.
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Despite my languorous attitude regarding such an onerous assignment, I shall endeavor to provide a sesquipidalian entry as requested. Of course it becomes difficult to be as elucidative as one would like when crafting such a lofty paragraph; use of such terminology tends to lend itself to obfuscation, which I would ordinarily eschew. And of course this pernicious phenomenon often foments lugubrious response amongst readers. But despite it all, I remain magniloquest and attest to the power of prodigious verbiage.
Hope you all had a good time, and didn’t have to buy too much gas.
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yeah right…how can he eat your homework?
(NukeDad) Easy; first he opens your backpack…..