Comments on: Hey Buddy, Wanna Buy A Ribeye, Cheap?

By: Andre

Andre — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 13:18:05 +0000

I see him as the hick cousin of the Milk Man.

(NukeDad) True, but in those days, at least you knew the milkman was coming! This was a totally unannounced assault on the senses. Well, every sense except taste!

By: Jeremy (Discovering Dad)

Jeremy (Discovering Dad) — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 05:59:27 +0000

I don’t understand how these guys can stay in business. We’ve got a few that drive around our neighborhood, and I never see anyone buying anything from them. My grandfather was a butcher, and let me tell you, there’s nothing better than fresh meat. Trucked meat? Not for me either Nuke.

(NukeDad) Agreed. My Dad split a hog one time with a buddy of his. I was with them when he picked up the hog from the farmer to take to the butcher. As a joke, we pulled over for a hitchhiker. “Jump in the back”, my Dad told him. Needless to say, when he pulled open the door of the camper shell and saw 600 lbs of live hog, he said he’d wait for the next car.

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By: Jolly Green Dad

Jolly Green Dad — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 05:40:26 +0000

Hey man…would you have bought it if there was a hot chick there trying to sell it?

(NukeDad) You tryin’ to get me in trouble? OK, I’ll answer: If it was Terri Hatcher in a bikini, then the dogs would have eaten very well that night. How’s that for a “safe” answer?

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By: Mr Lady

Mr Lady — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:56:49 +0000

I love those guys. I LOVE telling them where my husband works. I get the same look I get from the JW’s when I tell them I worship the devil.

(NukeDad) Do you put horns on the kids and everything?

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By: Momo Fali

Momo Fali — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 21:59:20 +0000

When they released the sketch of the Unabomber, my Dad actually called me and said the guy looked like my husband. Really! Minus the curly hair, mustache, hoodie and glasses. I was like, “What else is there, Dad?”

(NukeDad) The chin, Momo. It’s all in the chin.

By: Tara R.

Tara R. — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 21:30:50 +0000

That sounded more than a little creepy. Selling meat out of a frig in the back of a POS truck? No, thanks! Almost as bad as the freelancer selling shrimp in my neighborhood. Ewww!

(NukeDad) Next thing you know it’ll be kidney transplants.

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By: Kim

Kim — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:02:38 +0000

Maybe you would be interested if the meat truck had a nifty little tune to go with it like Mr. Softie?

(NukeDad) The only tunes that would be applicable to the truck that pulled in my driveway would be “Welcome To The Jungle” by Guns & Roses or “Feed My Frankenstein” by Alice Cooper.

Kims last blog post..Simple & Happy

By: Audubon Ron

Audubon Ron — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:18:25 +0000

I know, I see those guys too. It’s like they were sold into Meatdom or something and pedal this stuff like it was black market primo grade bud and if they didn’t make the deal some meat pimp comes out and whips them. When they drive up to your house it’s like you’re standing under a dank street light, they open the passenger window, smoke comes out, you walk over to the window, look both ways, hand a wad of bills through the window and they hand you a frozen rib eye in a sandwich baggy and drive away. You put the ribeye in your clothes and do a Jive walk (one stiff leg) back up to your porch and close the door.

(NukeDad) Bwhahaa! Meat pimp. You’re killing me Ron! It’s true, they make it feel so “wrong”. I was checking out the neighborhood for dark sedans with tinted windows the whole time he was in my driveway. Hey, I’ve seen too many “Quinn Martin Productions” in my life to not be suspicious!

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By: tom

tom — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:50:26 +0000

Maybe if the truck had chimes, you woulda bought? Speaking of Ribeye, now you got me hankering for Philly Cheesesteaks.

(NukeDad) I don’t know about chimes. A Dreamcatcher, maybe.

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