Comments on: HR Called: They Want Their Orientation Manual Back

By: BusyDad

BusyDad — Tue, 06 May 2008 06:10:51 +0000

don’t you need like a retina scan and two people turning keys at the same time to send a global email at those big companies? If not, maybe they should look into it.

(NukeDad) HaHa! She wishes Busy Dad, she wishes….now. You make a good point; I’m sure bio-metrics will come into play in the future. And Lee Majors will get work when he films another commercial.

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 05 May 2008 22:13:01 +0000

Dude, that reminds me of the episode of The Office when Michael sends Jans half naked picture company wide.

(NukeDad) That’s what she said.

By: Momo Fali

Momo Fali — Mon, 05 May 2008 19:05:57 +0000

One time, my husband was outside talking to a neighbor and the guy didn’t have his shirt on. I sent my husband a text that said, “Tell Joe to put a shirt on”…thinking he would read it there in the driveway and laugh, but I accidentally sent the text to a woman from our church! Nice. I wonder what she thought when she read that. Sometimes you need to stop and think before hitting send.

(NukeDad) Tis’ true; happy fingers and thumbs can get you in trouble!

By: Jolly Green Dad

Jolly Green Dad — Mon, 05 May 2008 18:00:41 +0000

Wow, yet another reason that I do not miss the big corporate life. And I am sure that nothing will happen to that person weho sent the e-mail!

(NukeDad) That’s what she hoped. They asked her to clean out her locker about an hour after she sent it. I think she’s posting her resume to Monster dot com right about now.

By: Shamelessly Sassy

Shamelessly Sassy — Mon, 05 May 2008 04:13:58 +0000

Once, I had an embarrassing stories contest on my blog, and the girl who won had accidentally emailed her boss a sexual email instead of her boyfriend. I found it outrageously hilarious. much like this.

(NukeDad) Alot of employers don’t get the joke anymore.

By: stewartallyn

stewartallyn — Sun, 04 May 2008 19:49:59 +0000

Can you say: Paper or Plastic?

I’m so careful (read: paranoid) at my office that I won’t even sign birthday cards that may be considered a little “off”.

This sure beats that.

(NukeDad) Something tells me when this girl sees the light at the end of the tunnel it’s going to be a train, not a way out.

By: TRACI

TRACI — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:55:21 +0000

WOW! What a fun blog to read!!! I especially loved this entry, as my husband works in that insane corporate world and sometimes I am the only person (disconnected) enough to share the mega-company gossip with as well.

Thanks for the Sunday morning entertainment…now if you could just refill my coffee while I finish reading…

(NukeDad) Thanks Traci! Terry Tate would make sure you had coffee refills.

By: Meg

Meg — Sun, 04 May 2008 13:59:12 +0000

Alcoholism is a series problem and we shouldn’t make fun of it’s real world consequences.

Funny story!!

(NukeDad) So is kleptomania, good thing I didn’t mention either of them.

By: Sue

Sue — Sun, 04 May 2008 12:14:24 +0000

Oh…well, thanks google.
I can see why if she did. Oh my word.

(NukeDad) Not exactly what you want to see on a work computer, eh?

By: Sue

Sue — Sun, 04 May 2008 12:12:25 +0000

hahaha. Very creative for you.
Did she really get let go?

(NukeDad) She sure did. They didn’t do a cake for her, or anything….