Comments on: What This Office Needs Is A Good Inside Linebacker

By: Jeremy (Discovering Dad)

Jeremy (Discovering Dad) — Sun, 04 May 2008 02:48:33 +0000

“You kill the Joe, you make some mo!” Sounds like Lori (my wife). I always keep the coffee fresh for fear of a serious tongue lashing. Also, I’d like to sign-up for the office linebacker job.

(NukeDad) Tryouts are next week. You have to be able to leg press a mainframe computer, and be able to clean and jerk a cleaning woman and a jerk (preferably your old boss).

By: Momo Fali

Momo Fali — Sat, 03 May 2008 17:11:56 +0000

Heck yeah! I’d love for Terry Tate to have my back!

(NukeDad) You might be in luck; his contract is up this year and he will be a free agent.

By: Half-Past Kissin' Time

Half-Past Kissin' Time — Fri, 02 May 2008 22:30:02 +0000

Wish I had Terry at school this afternoon. Most times, though, I fantasize about having a shock collar for each kid. That would be very, very satisfying.

(NukeDad) Terry could help you get those “small” collars on the “medium” sized necks!

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 02 May 2008 21:17:39 +0000

Love the whole series awesome stuff.

(NukeDad) And to think he wasn’t drafted until mid-season.

By: Don Mills Diva

Don Mills Diva — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:09:40 +0000

That is awesome.
Beets suck wet dog fur.
That is all.

(NukeDad) They also taste the same.

By: Mr Lady

Mr Lady — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:51:33 +0000

One: don’t be talking smack about beets, biatch.

Two: You are quickly giving BusyDad and Rude Cactus a run for their money in the Funniest Dad Blog department. I shot TWO snot rockets.

(NukeDad) One: Smack beets, smack beets, smack beets. You actually eat them? On purpose?
Two: Thank You! Now go clean the beet boogers off of your monitor.

By: Melisa

Melisa — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:41:52 +0000

Actually, I’d like to see Terry Tate v. Dwight Schrute. Dwight got Pam’s ex-fiancee Roy pretty good when he came in to attack Jim, and we know that Dwight hides weapons all over the office, just in case…

(NukeDad) True, but there’s no place in The Office to hide a weapon the size that Dwight would need to stop a blitzing Terry Tate. 4th down. Time to punt.