Mar 29 2008
Grand Opening
We are pleased to announce the grand opening of the NFW Diaper Disposal Facility.
With the Nurse hailing from New Orleans, the food in the chow hall sometimes gets a bit “flavorful”. This causes problems several hours later when little Beaker needs to be changed before hitting the cot. After trying several containment measures like leftover grocery bags, zip lock sandwich bags, and lead-lined 55 gallon drums, it was obvious that drastic action was needed.
Behold! A 43,000 acre state-of-the-art facility!
Trucks will begin arriving tomorrow. My highly trained and dedicated minions will then start the process of turning these previously useless pampers into a renewable energy source capable of powering the Lair and therefore removing us from the main power grid. All surplus energy will be sold at extortion rates to countries with the highest bids. To be placed on the pick up route, please phone us at 1-888-555-LAIR. A helpful, courteous henchman is waiting to handle your call.
