Mar 25 2008

Poor Man’s Fettucine Alfredo ‘Cliffipe’

Published by NukeDad at 2:30 pm under CliffsNotes Recipes (Cliffipes)

  • Boil Water
  • Throw in fettucine noodles (”place noodles” if you don’t like splashes)
  • In separate pan heat milk, Philly cream cheese & parmesan
  • Toy with it a little, it’s not like I have this stuff written down somewhere
  • Drain noodles-resting spoon on the edge of pan to hold back noodles method not recommended
  • Write “strainer” on shopping list
  • Pour alfredo sauce over fettucine
  • I’m assuming you put fettucine back in pan
  • Mix well
  • Start another pot of water to boil
  • Serve Fettucine Alfredo to family
  • Yell “Bellissimo!” as you place it on the table
  • After 3 bites ask kids why they aren’t eating
  • By now the other pot of water should be boiling
  • Take 4th (and last, for a while) bite of your Fettucine Alfredo
  • Get up and go cook ramen/spaghetti/ravioli for kids
  • Give kids their food
  • Sit back down and enjoy your cold, clumpy Fettucine Alfredo
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