Poor Man’s Fettucine Alfredo ‘Cliffipe’

• Boil Water
• Throw in fettucine noodles (”place noodles” if you don’t like splashes)
• In separate pan heat milk, Philly cream cheese & parmesan
• Toy with it a little, it’s not like I have this stuff written down somewhere
• Drain noodles-resting spoon on the edge of pan to hold back noodles method not recommended
• Write “strainer” on shopping list
• Pour alfredo sauce over fettucine
• I’m assuming you put fettucine back in pan
• Mix well
• Start another pot of water to boil
• Serve Fettucine Alfredo to family
• Yell “Bellissimo!” as you place it on the table
• After 3 bites ask kids why they aren’t eating
• By now the other pot of water should be boiling
• Take 4th (and last, for a while) bite of your Fettucine Alfredo
• Get up and go cook ramen/spaghetti/ravioli for kids
• Give kids their food
• Sit back down and enjoy your cold, clumpy Fettucine Alfredo