Mar 17 2008
BBQ Chicken ‘Cliffipe’
- Have wife pick up chicken from store on the way home from work
- Cuss at built-in BBQ grill ignitor that hasn’t worked since the day you bought it
- Go in house and get BBQ ignitor (Or throw matches through grill)
- Unpack chicken and say “Ewwwww” when you see chicken tray maxi-pad
- Put chicken on grill
- Put out raging fires caused by accumulated grease from the last 3 years
- IMPORTANT! Put BBQ sauce on last unless you want to battle a sugar fire in addition to the grease fires you just brought under control
- Take cooked chicken into house and place on table
- Ask wife why the table isn’t set yet
- Dodge plate thrown by wife
- Tell wife you were just kidding
- When asked by son say: “Yes, it IS supposed to look like that”
- Go outside to BBQ Grill and lift lid. If fires are out, leave lid open. If fires are still burning, close lid and check back in 1 hour
- Go to medicine cabinet and apply aloe-vera to forearms
- Tell daughter you don’t know where your eyebrows went
- Sleep contented, knowing the family didn’t go hungry
Love the recipe although I have questions on the plate throwing. Would your wife really do that?
(NukeDad) Actually, my wife is way too loving to do something like that. Besides, she throws like a girl, she’d never hit me.