
SUPER BOWL MVP DREW BREES WITH THE BEST AWARD EVER
If you are a resident of planet Earth, then you know that the New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl last night. I came across a link to this picture and was amazed when it came up. I was dumbstruck by how much it said without uttering a single sound. I think the Pulitzer Prize people should just give this photographer their prize right now; I don’t know that anyone else will be able to top it. While I’m not a Saints fan, I am a Drew Brees fan. He carries himself with a grace and humbleness that is hard to find in professional athletes today. It’s obvious to me-and anyone looking at this picture-that the little boy in his hands means more than any MVP trophy or Super Bowl ring could ever mean. I’ve gone back to look at this picture at least 10 times today. I’m drawn to it. It reminds me of the overwhelming rush of love and smallness that I felt when I first became a father. In that moment, I knew that God had entrusted me with the care and well-being of his most important creation; and I was honored and humbled with the task. It’s refreshing to see this man, reluctantly standing in the spotlight, reflect the brilliance of the moment onto those most important to him; and those most responsible. (Additional Photos)
Feb 08, 2010 | Categories: Dad-isms | 4 Comments »

I’ve noticed a trend recently in web ads. The days of the dancing cowboys are over. So are the days of the dancing alien. Actually, they’ve been over for a while, but the good folks at Lower My Bills dot com have changed tactics once again to continue to bring you ads that have absolutely [...]
Feb 02, 2010 | Categories: Guess It'll Have To Go Here | 9 Comments »

Andy Warhol famously once said; “In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.” He should have doubled it for my friend Sergio Grado. Sergio, or “Serts” as he was known when we were younger, will be featured for a 30 minute segment on tonight’s episode of Renovation Nation on the Discovery Channel’s “Planet [...]
Jan 28, 2010 | Categories: Guess It'll Have To Go Here | 6 Comments »
I have some pretty random thoughts sometimes. Most of you who follow this blog regularly, or those who have access to my medical files, understand that. I’ve mentioned before that I cracked my head open 8 times before I was 6 years old; not just bumps on the head, mind you, but real injuries that [...]
Jan 18, 2010 | Categories: Tales From The Lazy Boy | 8 Comments »

North Carolina rang in the New Year with legislation enacted on January 4th that banned smoking in all bars and restaurants. Snidely DoGooder, economist and Job Destruction Czar for the state of North Carolina summed it up this way;
“For too long the evil tobacco companies provided our country with over 15 Billion dollars and our [...]
Jan 11, 2010 | Categories: Battlefront | 12 Comments »

There is a new product on the market sure to keep your insurance card busy. They’re called Fun Slide Carpet Skates, or, as I like to call them; “Suture City!” I’m not sure how long they’ve been around, but I saw the commercial for the first time tonight. Basically, what you have here is berber [...]
Jan 08, 2010 | Categories: Guess It'll Have To Go Here | 8 Comments »
The NukeKids got a Wii for Christmas. Guess who is now obsessed with conquering Mario Kart and every stinking one of his unholy giant duck, cow in the middle of the road, turtle tossing levels? Yep; it’s me. I will slay Mario Kart or I will die trying. Here’s the deal: the NukeKids have played [...]
Dec 28, 2009 | Categories: Tales From The Lazy Boy | 6 Comments »
This post is an encore presentation that I wrote for another site from last year. It’s still one of my favorites. Enjoy.
The kids love a trip to the Dollar Store. You know, those bastions of consumer nirvana that have you thanking your lucky stars that you popped in today. Who knew that they would be [...]
Dec 22, 2009 | Categories: Guess It'll Have To Go Here | 5 Comments »

I’ve got issues with NukeMom. It’s nothing major, just a little food faux pas that drives me crazy. She’s an Ice Cream Candlewicker. Don’t Google that, I just made it up. What exactly is an Ice Cream Candlewicker you ask? She’s one of those people that will only dig half way through the 1/2 gallon [...]
Dec 16, 2009 | Categories: Battlefront | 12 Comments »

Leading the resistance was never easy for Sarah “Weasel” Momma. She didn’t choose to lead the last few remnants of humanity through the vast wastelands of a post apocabrewtic world; but when the cans and bottles of BudNet became self-aware at 2:14am on August 29th, 1997, her fate was sealed. AnheuserDyne Systems had developed BudNet [...]
Dec 11, 2009 | Categories: Battlefront | 11 Comments »