Just curious to see if there’s anybody out there still.

It's coming up fast, and you've probably put it off for too long-that's right; Father's Day is coming!  Fear not, for I have just the solution for all of you last minute Father's Day shoppers.  You know that a bottom of the barrel card selection from the Dollar Store isn't going to cut it, besides, Dad deserves more than just →

A little girl in Texas accepted a Jolly Rancher from a classmate and is now spending a week in detention.  The "friend" is in detention too, but I think they should skip the trial and get straight to the execution.  The teacher had her taser drawn, but after shouting; "DROP THE CANDY AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!" →

I had quite the full weekend.  I threw my back out on Thursday while I was in my crawl space installing electric and broadband lines for a computer relocation.  It was sort of like if John Wayne Gacy worked for AT&T or Comcast.  I didn't wear my clown suit, though.  Then on Friday I drove to Charlotte to watch my →

Well, it isn't dorsal bunions; it's bone spurs.  On both feet.  I WILL need surgery, but I'm OK with that; anything to keep me from walking like Jabba the Hut during a Lower GI is fine with me.  The left big toe isn't nearly as bad as the right, but the fact that the range of motion on it is →

NukeMom noticed a bump on my right foot the other day.  I hadn't paid much heed to the pain down there because I always have pain in my feet, it's the norm for me.  When I looked at it and realized that she wasn't joking, I reached down to touch it, thinking it was a cyst, but it wasn't.  It's →

I have asthma and allergies.  Since I possessed both, I figured I would do the smart thing and move to the worst state in the nation for allergies; North Carolina.  I think there is a 2 week window in the month of January where allergy sufferers get a reprieve from the onslaught, that's it.  For the other 11 1/2 months →

Remember Driver's Ed?  I do.  I don't know about you all, but at our school we drove on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, and did classroom work on Tuesday and Thursday.  The only reason we didn't drive every day was because the health teacher used the car on Tuesday and Thursday for Sex Ed.  Usually, Tuesday and Thursday was book work, →

There was an incident at NukeBoy2's school the other day that has me upset.  His class had a substitute teacher who thought it a wise idea to attach clothespins to the earlobes of the boys for acting up.  Regardless of how badly the kids were acting up, this is certainly not the appropriate response.  Why did he think this was →

NukeGirl lost her first tooth the other day.  It was a long road to extraction, but when I noticed that it was laying back at a 45 degree angle in relation to the rest of her teeth, and that it was black, I told her maybe it was time to try another tug.  She had been toying with it for →